Add a cheeky twist to Christmas with our Vintage Santa “You Ain’t Gettin’ $hit” Cookie. Featuring a classic retro-style Santa whispering a secret and a message that’s sure to get a laugh, this cookie is the perfect Kris Kringle gag gift or treat for that one uncle who’s always on the naughty list. Hand-decorated and full of sass — it’s Christmas fun, cookie-style!

What’s Included?
A single cookie wrapped with a bow.

Where can I get one?
Pick up will be on either Friday, November 28th or Friday, December 12th at various times from my address in Moolap. (Exact location is shown when you select your time slot.) Otherwise shipping is available for these via Australia Post Express Service.

The finer details:
These cookies are made in a Geelong Council Registered Kitchen. Each one is a delicious Vanilla Bean base with Royal Icing, using only the finest Vanilla Extract. Contains Dairy, Egg, Soy and Gluten products. No variations are able to be made to designs. Cookies are heat sealed to maintain freshness, and as such will last up to 8 weeks. Each cookie is lovingly made by hand, and as such slight colour and design variations may occur from the product photos shown. We appreciate your understanding, and hope you enjoy your delicious treats!